I found a great opportunity for you to pet a loving animal and help it out. Also...dont you work over in this part of the world anyway... Sounds like a win win win win....that 4th win for the laughs the beeb will get watching you try... https://www.yahoo.com/news/indonesia-offers-reward-plucking-tyre-off-giant-crocs-113114406.html
Doubtful you would be able to get within a couple of yards of said croc, let alone a couple of inches.
Come one, man, if I'm traveling to Indonesia to pee in the eye of a giant croc you know I'm gonna train for it. Shit, after a year of cardio, weight training, proper diet and drinking at least 10 liters of water a day I'll be able to get the proper angle on my wang dang doodle and arc a 20 meter pee stream right in the croc's eye. and I'm smart enough to not be wearing pants when I do it. Don't want them around my ankles when I have to bolt after R Kellying the Croc.
