Well we have to assume he has a birthday and, absent information to the contrary, today's as good as any.
No, not true. Fuck Facebook. I thought about that yesterday and logged on to take out of my profile. Dammit. What the hell happened? Messages are rolling in today.
It must be true. Cuddles saw it on the web. I can see someone using that argument in a court of law...."Your honor, the witness Cuddles de Sade, ...
I did not count on goofballs bringing the information here when I opened the Facebook account. That only crossed my mind yesterday when the first advanced phone call came in.