Ha ha ha! Dean's finished

As much as I would have loved that buffoon running against Bush, can't help but laugh at Dean's sudden demise. Comeback? Ha, I only hope.

Dean, you've been so busy telling everybody you dislike to "get a life," now you need to get one.

Good riddance to this looser.

 

Dean is probably calling everyone to see if they need a running mate.
Well if you can't not win the bid for president, you can run and not win to be Vice President.

What a Sucko.

 

If Ducelectronics ran for president and chose Dean as a VP, even Duc's numbers in the poll would go down.

 

I think Brad and I should run next go around.

We can be Demi-crats.

 

Don't drag yourself down to that level and tarnish your name Dave.

 

Yeah. I haven't done enough F@cked up things to fit the Demi-crat mold.

Maybe we'll run under the green party umbrela.

 

I wasn't talking about your platform...

 

My cabinet would be interesting.

Paige, secretary of "shut the F@ck up".
Mongo, Chief justice of the Federal BBS.
Haga, ambassador to New Guinea (they still have a few cannibals there. ).
Huey, he’d the mechanic on the presidential Cobra attack chopper. (I’d need it to negotiate with the unions and the hippies in the Democratic Party).

Oh boy, would you all be in a giant sh@t sandwich. Who’d take the first bite?

 

Dave, i'm honored!!!

 

I don't think you'd last very long in office Dave. We'd probably be reading about the nail gun incident (complete with a second shooter theory) a week or two after you were elected.

 

But in those two weeks I'd be the American god of war. Feriners would sh@t in their collective pants at the mere mention of my name.

First I'd send US troops into France to liberate a captive Papa. Gasoline would be selling for $.50 a gallon. The presidential seal would have the Eagle holding a baseball bat (wrapped in barbed wire). I'd outlaw the French language and anyone caught using it would be placed in a giant vat of Vasik pickle juice for a day.

I'd be p@ssing recycled Yuengling in the Persian gulf inside of the first week.

"Hello ladies, welcome to 1984..."

 

whatever tool. <insert middle finger smilie here>

 

Just think, if someone plugged me with a 3 inch nail, my VP of operations (one BW) would become president.

Then you'd all be in trouble.

 

blah blah yap yap........no one's finished yet......SUCCCCKKKOOOO!!!

its a caucus dumb ass!!! a high school pep ralley. W getting nervous.

BTW....you owe me dinner Brucey boy....where are the WMD??

can't wait to get President Cheney out the white house!!

 

Nah, with him on the ticket you'd never get elected. Unless you kept his mouth duct taped and locked him in a closet. You know what an eloquent public speaker he is.

 

OK girls, let's get back to non-caffinated reality of the promaries.

Dean is down but not out. Big org and lots of $$ means he'll be formidable down the road. He's not a quitter either.

That being said, I HOPE DEAN GETS HIS ASS KICKED. I have never like him. I don't know what kind of stake will have to be driven through his heart to end the Dean nightmare, but I doubt it will happen soon.

I've always like Kerry and Edwards, even Clark.

No matter where you stand, the next few weeks should prove interesting.

 

Now T/A, don't go ruining this rightwing clusterfuck. That's my job.

 

Lock BW in a closet? Why bother? He's never gonna come out anyhow, at least until I find those photos of him and Dave from Drag Night at Whispers Lounge.

 

Roger that Rodger. :up:

I'd much rather see Edwards in there than Dean.