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Good old Catholic Church...

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by HPPT, Mar 9, 2009.

  1. Robert

    Robert Flies all green 'n buzzin

    Then according to Pope Benedict you cannot be delivered to salvation. He says anyone who worships at a church that does not recognize his primacy belongs to a “defective religion.”

    The good news is the Vatican will not have you killed for being a heretic. You will only burn in hell for eternity.
     
  2. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider

    Brazil's Cardinal deemed the Step father a pertrator of a 'lesser crime'...

    Fucking Catholic Church, it should be allowed to fail.
     
  3. Shyster d'Oil

    Shyster d'Oil Gerard Frommage

    The End is Near!!!
     
  4. Tex

    Tex Well-Known Member


    tee hee:clap:
     
  5. MrWheeler

    MrWheeler Well-Known Member

    Jeeezus, Mary, and Joseph....

    WOOSH!

    Sarcasm people, get it.
     
  6. charles

    charles The Transporter

    I couldn't help myself on this one...okay, then, if what you say is accurate, then why not have the courage of conviction and start up a 'new' Catholic Church here in America, devoid of all the European BS? By the way, would you also have the courage of conviction to step up in your church and say this to the other parishioners and priest? Given time, the truth is you'd have an American Pope with a better looking 'popemobile' and a more elaborate Vatican.
     
  7. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    The he would be a protestant, silly.
     
  8. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Then you're not Catholic sorry. Done my time and I know the rules. If you do not accept the doctrine of the church then you are not a follower of the the church.

    Catholicism does not allow you to pick and choose which things you agree with sorry. If you want Catholic light go to an Episcopal church, all the same basic ceremonies and less guilt.
     
  9. charles

    charles The Transporter

    Hang on, Mongo! Wouldn't a Catholic, who confesses (confessional) to a priest that he doesn't pay any attention to the Pope, be forgiven and told to do some sort of penance? If so, it could go on and on...
     
  10. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Nope, there are some things a couple hail mary's won't absolve you of, not following the proper hierarchy in the church is one of them for sure. Rape is still covered by confession tho, even rape of a 6-9 year old little girl.
     
  11. charles

    charles The Transporter

    Well then how about if you flogged yerself bloody, would that do?

    Okay, so the deal is that if one is a devout Catholic, then it is a 'top-down' hierarchy that commands obedience to the Pope as the wingman for God.

    I still find it hard to believe that any Americans take marching orders from some guy in Europe. Why not an American Pope?
     
  12. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    There can only be one pope, dems the rules.
     
  13. panthercity

    panthercity Thread Killa

    I was raised in High Episcopal Church. In Vietnam I became an Ecopalian...
     
  14. RCjohn

    RCjohn Killin machine.

    It's already been done... they call it Lutheran. :D
     
  15. Smokes35

    Smokes35 Well-Known Member

    Wow, no mention of penance or forgiveness???

    Then again, you'd have to have some idea what the whole religion thing was all about, God forbid we look at any of the rules surrounding redemption or salvation.
     
  16. charles

    charles The Transporter


    Rule #1: no names.
     
  17. Orvis

    Orvis Well-Known Member


    Did you notice that the closer those mortar rounds and rockets landed to you the more religious you became?:)
     
  18. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    So, good old Pope Benedict the Progressive has been in the news all week here about his latest statement against the use of condoms. Statement he made to the media on the airplane that was flying him to... Africa. Talk about a PR nightmare.

    Is he getting any press in the US?
     
  19. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    He got a little earlier in the week about the condoms, but the bailout/bonus has been front and center on most venues.
     
  20. Spyderchick

    Spyderchick Leather Goddess

    Some, but I don't think many Americans care about HIV in Africa, much less what the Pope has to say about it. You know, it doesn't affect them. :rolleyes: ;)
     

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