Go Karting

That's cause you're an angry trucker.

 

It's about winning money on indoor electric go karts.

 

A damn broke trucker.

How many miles do you have to drive for $150? That's close to 400 miles for me.

 

Indoor karting is what you do with your kids on a Saturday afternoon while on vacation in Myrtle Beach or with your Drunk friends.....In Myrtle beach before going to the Strip clubs.

 

Did you get $150 for it?

 

Less than 300.

Do we need to talk? Come on in, the water is fine over here.

 

Not just yet. I have my first year review in a month or so, and I want to see if they are expecting negotiations.

 

Are you like number one of 5097 truck drivers in your area?

 

I won $10 toward my next race registration for taking second in a novice men under 40 XC mtb race last weekend.

My lap time was around 55 minutes. Is everyone impressed?

 

Pffttt.....second....

Loser.

 

Nope.

You were first loser and you got a race credit, not cold hard Cash.

 

I bet the credit voucher said something like....

Thanks for participating in our race. We see that you sucked so we'd like to give you a "second" chance.

 

And he did not post video proof of the alleged second place.

 

Shame will keep you from posting video proof.

 

OP right now.

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Shame? In this place?

 

Unless you kicked and elbowed people out of the way it all sounds pretty boring. So, no.
You aren't even close to possessing the amount of swagger as the OP. When you take first place and have video of you kicking and pushing people out of the way, aaannnnd you actually win cold, hard cash.....then you'll have something worthy of posting.

 

But it IS at a prominent indoor electric gokart facility.

 

This guy probably isn't going to be the next Supercross star.