French police find banned substances in Armstrong's hotel room

There was an article in a Paris newspaper this morning stating that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his sixth Tour de France title.

In a random check, three substances were found in Lance Armstrong's hotel room that are banned by the French:

toothpaste, deodorant and soap.

 

HA HA HA !!!

My heart was sinking as I first read that.....but that was funny

 

I was once told that if you're staying in a Frenchmans house and you want your wallet to remain safe, hide it under the soap.

 

I hear the razor has yet to make any kind of place in the market over there across the pond

 

I nearly had a spontaneous sphincter release.

 

now that was funny