Fast and the Furious...McDonalds style quotes

I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or
more, I'm free.

I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them
tonight!!

AMATURES DONT SUPER-SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!!
YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!

What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, 6-dollar
burger!

You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget
box!!!

Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.0
seconds flat. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped
onto his chin coming off the line.
What's your time?
I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.

My grill topped out at 140 degrees today. I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the
big ones

So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find
out??

It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.

Bull shi* ***hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwich around here!

You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your burger. You're
granny-biting, not double-chomping like you should!!!

Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and
replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED.

You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. Ooh. Ouch!

Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that
bun!

Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.

They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All because someone narked me
out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!

I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place,
I stay on mine.

Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?"
Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything."

All the descriptions were the same. 3 black Angus beef patties,
precision-placed pickles, Mushimoto mayonaisse.

I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before
Taste Wars wouldn't they?

Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If
I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people that's more important.

 

Put down the pipe and back away from the babysitter.

 

Eddie,
I jusr reread your post again, and have to say "What the Fook are you talking about?". Mano, it's it a little early in the day to be drinking Aqua Velva?

 

I enjoyed that thoroughly!! Thanks

 

Didn't Brewer and Shipley write a song about this. One toke over the line.

 

U have to suffer thru that movie to really get it.

Then its f#cking hilarious!!!