F you Florida, Texas is the new Champ.

Discussion in 'General' started by Dave K, Jan 14, 2019 at 4:12 PM.

  1. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

  2. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    I can just see all the Facetoobz and Instagramz posts coming...

    "This woman is my spirit animal"
     
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  3. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    From Wichita falls you can spit into OK. Im guessing thats where shes from....
     
  4. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Justa Beeber

    Drinkin' wine and eatin' Pringles in an electric kart at Walmart. A level of greatness even Josh Owen can't dream of achieving.
     
  5. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Nah, she was drinking wine from pringles can. :D
     
  6. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Justa Beeber

    That just makes it more awesome. :crackup:
     
  7. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

  8. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    At 9 AM ... :crackup:

    Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.
     
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  9. ts199

    ts199 Well-Known Member

    American exceptionalism at its finest!

    God Bless Merica
     
  10. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    I saw it somewhere else, said she'd been out there since 6:30.
     
  11. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    With or without pringles in the can?
     
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  12. noles19

    noles19 Well-Known Member

    That was exactly my question Phil..
     
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  13. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

    Does it really matter? :D
     
  14. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    God if there is one, please let her be obese.
     
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  15. onenut

    onenut Active Member

    She is the Chuck Norris of not giving a F#!k
     
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  16. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Not sure what the issue is. Maybe that I didn't think of it?
     
  17. Lavana

    Lavana The coming

    Thought this was going to have some financial enlightenment.... STILL. I don't think it beats Floridians.
     
  18. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    It's not about Texas or Florida! Wal Mart transcends all boudaries!
     
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  19. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    It’s like cornflakes in milk transitioning to cf in oj. Then let it sit for a while in the texas sun. Might as well be pringles in wine.
     
  20. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider

    Well hang on there, was it red or white wine?

    Makes all the difference, you know?....
     

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