Ever have a watermelon explode on you?

Discussion in 'General' started by SPL170db, Sep 18, 2020.

  1. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    I was actually cyanide.....the watermelon was given instructions not to be captured/interrogated.
     
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  2. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    That's funny. I met this country guy on a job site years ago that said he and his buddies would get drunk, cut a hole in a melon, have sex with the melon, replace the cut out piece, all while it's still connected to the vine, looks like the OP's pic:crackup:
     
  3. Potts N Pans

    Potts N Pans Well-Known Member

    Well...that white stuff shows it isn't seedless.
     
  4. Potts N Pans

    Potts N Pans Well-Known Member

    What the hell is wrong with people?
     
  5. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab

    City guys will believe anything.
     
  6. wsmc42

    wsmc42 Well-Known Member

    Now I know why you are looking to move, even to LA.
     
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  7. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    #NightmareFuel
     
  8. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    I think he was from Iowa!
     
  9. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    That melon is fucked.
     
  10. wsmc42

    wsmc42 Well-Known Member

    Thanks for the heads up.
     
  11. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner


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