God they annoy me. When school was cancelled here a couple of weeks back that meant the 13 year old kid living 2 houses down had ALL GAHDAMN DAY...to practice. I wouldn't mind so much if the kid could actually play but, Jesus H he NEVER progresses. Same Gahdamn 4/4 time over and over. And can't go a full progression without losing timing. Holy crap I was literally hurling swearwords at the shed he practices in in his backyard next to my neighbor. She witnessed it. She's 94. The end.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it.
HOW THE FUCK HARD IS IT TO PLAY 4/4? GAHDAMN ALL YOU SUMBITCHES ON HERE CAN DO THAT! BUT HE/SHE CANT! JESUS.
Deep in the African jungle, a safari was camped for the night. In the darkness, distant drums began a relentless throbbing that continued until dawn. The safari members were disturbed, but the guide reassured them: "Drums good. When drums stop, very bad." Every night the drumming continued, and every night the guide reiterated, "Drums good. When drums stop, VERY bad." This continues for several days until one morning the drumming suddenly stops and all the natives panic and run screaming. The man asks the guide what's the matter? The guide looking very frightened says: "When drums stop, VERY, VERY bad," he said. "Why is it bad?" asked a member of the safari. "Because when drums stop, bass solo begin!"
I'LL BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT BASS SOLOS SUCK. IN FACT, ALL SOLOS SUCK. OHH YOU CAN JAM BRUH! GIMME A DAMN BREAK. GET THAT TRAIN ROLLIN AND GET YOUR FLY ON.
