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Does the Beeb know evrything

Discussion in 'General' started by kenessex, May 16, 2015.

  1. kenessex

    kenessex unregistered user

    My in-laws live in Bergen, Norway. They are getting older and have decided that their children need to be responsible for their funeral costs when the time comes. So, today's question is: How much does a cremation cost in Norway?


    Does the Beeb know this?


    Thanks,
    Ken

    P.S. I told my wife this is the best place to come for an answer to anything. Don't make me a liar.
     
  2. 418

    418 Expert #59

    Life Insurance?
     
  3. JTW

    JTW Well-Known Member

    How much does a gallon of gas cost in Norway?
     
  4. omatter34

    omatter34 Well-Known Member

    How nice do you want it to be? Way too many variables to answer that question without more info.


    I'm not going to have an answer either way, but that info will be needed if anyone can.:D
     
  5. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    Tree fiddy:D
     
  6. kenessex

    kenessex unregistered user

    Doesn't need to be nice, just needs to be done. We will then ship the ashes back over here to the states and have a small memorial service. I am not paying to ship corpses, It would be cheaper to buy them seats on KLM.
     
  7. kz2zx

    kz2zx zx2gsxr2zx

    '[Bout $7, but I think you may need both more gas and some sort of license.
     
  8. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    Viking Funeral.
     
  9. bpro

    bpro Big Ugly Fat F*****

  10. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    I know that there is a Sea Worm that pukes it's literal guts out to feed. There, you just learned something today.
     
  11. ChuckS

    ChuckS Well-Known Member

    I have family there I can ask.
     
  12. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    A pack of smokes will cost you around $14 there.
     
  13. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Which begs the question: When you cremate a smoker, does it stink like an ashtray? :D
     
  14. Shenanigans

    Shenanigans in Mr.Rogers neighborhood

  15. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    A pack of fags for 14 quid? Eff that mate.

    (I'm doing a new British accent. Y'all tell me if you like it. Thanks)
     
  16. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

  17. Britt

    Britt Well-Known Member

    Aquamation?? Wow... Never heard of it till now.
     
  18. kenessex

    kenessex unregistered user

  19. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Contact the Norwegian Embassy in DC.
     
  20. Shenanigans

    Shenanigans in Mr.Rogers neighborhood

    Shit I read it wrong. Sorry:eek:
     

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