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DNC schedule

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by Fireball, Aug 31, 2012.

  1. Fireball

    Fireball Well-Known Member

    2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule
    4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
    4:05 PM – bsp;Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
    4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

    4:15 PM – Ceremonial 'I hate America' ledd by Michelle Obama
    4:30 PM – Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – €“ Hillary Clinton
    4:45 PM – Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing "Great Balls of Fire"

    5:00 PM – UFO Abduction Survvival – Joe Biden
    5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Valuess" via Satellite
    5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States

    6::00 PM – Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer
    8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
    9:00 PM – Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorrsement of Obama Girl

    9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Freedom Fightters at Gitmo – Michael Moore
    9:45 PM – Integrity and Pp;Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
    10:00 PM – Denunciation of Biitter Gun Owners

    10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ, & Afghanistan
    11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposiium/Tire Gauge Demonstration
    11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagowitczz rally

    11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammmy Awards
    11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loavves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding
    12:00 AM – Official Nominatiation of Obama by Bill Mahr

    12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord aand Savior
    12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing
    3:00 AM â– Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech


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  2. panthercity

    panthercity Thread Killa

    You really are a wanker, aren't you.
     
  3. Fireball

    Fireball Well-Known Member

    Past years of being a Democrat must have made me unstable. Dems don't smile enough there was to much hate there for me.
     
  4. earacing

    earacing Race Dad

    LOL, don't listen to PC, this is great!
     
  5. sheepofblue

    sheepofblue Well-Known Member

    You forget the Imam blessing
     

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