Divorce help - God Damn Epidemic

Trust me, not the right kind of crazy. There's fun, show up for dinner with no panties on crazy (dealt with a couple of those recently) and then there's soul sucking misery crazy. This one is the second type. Just a horrible person all around. I wouldn't wish what I went through on anyone. So much so that I'm seriously contemplating reaching out to the kid she's shacked up with to try to talk some sense into him before it's too late, but he's a douche too. I'm friends with his ex wife (he was also married) and she's a sweetheart, so maybe this dude deserves what he's got coming?

 

You know what the best revenge would be....

 

I haven't settled on that. I'm thinking I may start by boning a few of her friends.

 

I was thinking his ex, but your track isn't a bad idea either.

 

Wellllllll,

 

Six bitches on rotation!

 

The last two years sucked. Started dating a woman about 6 weeks ago. More sex in the last six weeks than in last six years. Yay me.

 

Well I'm sure before you got married the last time it was the same, so don't sign contracts unless it's in THE contract

 

I read this as sex bitches in rotation.

Same thing really.

 

She's fresh off a divorce of a guy that has more money than Croesus. Ain't no way she'd give up the alimony. I've already told her she's slumming by hooking up with me.

 

I'm in the same boat. She moved out last weekend. Not sure I'm ready to get back on the 'hoes, but I could be convinced otherwise... I just can't stand any drama right now.

 

Take care of yourself first before getting into anything else.

 

Find the right ones and there’s no drama. I’ve has several that wanted just a fwb arrangement.

 

You forgot to post the link to the fleshlight

 

Look Man! She ain't your problem any more. Stop making a bunch of excuses and send my gawd damn pictures. Or should I wait til August when it's "over" in your head?

 

I see that you're a glutton for punishment

 

F@ck him, f@ck her and f@ck that. Chances are he was banging your wife while you were still married but even if he wasn't, Let him deal with the situation he got himself into.
You can't talk sense into stupid people. They only hear stupid things.

 

Sorry man.

but you still have your RUSH CD collection. I guess that's something.

 

So all this time, her friends were just waiting and hoping you would get a divorce so they would get an opportunity to ride your majestic body?