Divorce help - God Damn Epidemic

Kleenex....even when its not Kleenex

 

Marissa Tomei is hot and all, but CONTROL YOURSELF!

 

Yes she is....

 

Hope this helps some of you.

10 Signs You’re In An Unhappy Or Loveless Marriage And What To Do About It

 

Ahhhhh, this is . . . hello, the divorce thread.

 

Yea that kind of shit is rare and definitely a keeper. I "knew" mine was the one but got my best confirmation after we were already engaged. We were young and poor but she wanted an at least decent wedding (she never asks for much so I was happy to oblige). Both agreed we'd hold off on big purchases leading up to the wedding. A few months before the wedding, buddy calls me about a sweet deal on a racebike that was exactly what I had been looking for. Told him I'd be by after work to get it. Called my wife to let her know and her only questions were what kind of bike (not that she really knew the difference) and excitedly asking if that meant we could go racing that year.

After 10 years, that wedding was the first of only 2 things she's ever asked for (the other being a nice vacation before having kids). And even as we were pinching pennies to figure out how to pay for that wedding, after finding out I was buying a new motorcycle, the first thing that popped into her head was excitement for me. She's still like that to this day. She still got her nice wedding and will continue to get anything she ever asks for.

 

That was a good read. On that same page, the article just below it was an even better read, called "Why quickies are my favorite": https://www.scarymommy.com/quickies-are-my-favorite

Pics for attention...

 

Ive been sitting on this. Another days of our lives, as the hour glass turns, bull. Stimulus hit. I asked for my half. She said because I refused to refi that house, no. I noted its based on taxes, and SSN, and all that crap, she called me and my wife bad parents, the woman being beaten by her baby dad, in front of the kids, my daughter tells her teachers she is scared of going home. So again I talk to my lawyer and get the go ahead to with hold spousal support, not any part of the child support, as legal issues. I note to her that this all legal, and she fires back with idiocy, but then shows that she has already calculated how many spousal support payments it will take to collect my stimulus. Idiot. She thought through though every part but the legality, she thinks me a fool. I made sure to put everything in writing. Unfortunately my wife overheard some of the convo, and spat back, best quote from my wife 'not our fault you fucked a looser who cant provide for you'... My kids are happy here, I love my wife, she loves all of us. This isnt a chess game, Im not playing, so when she tries I just step away, I just want to love my wife and raise great kids. I will get my money, the correct and legal way.

 

Well, you did pick that name. By choice.

 

@zx6rfool

You’ve come a long way. You done right. Didn’t sink into her quick sand.

 

I thought about putting this in the dedicated jokes thread... but it fits better here.


Years ago, when one could actually enjoy travel, a man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem and while they were there, the wife unfortunately passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000."
The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. The undertaker asked him, "Why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150?"

The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried, and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"

 

1 year anniversary with my amazing wife. Feels like a lifetime ago that shit went south. Night and day.

 

In your case, saying it seems like yesterday would be redundant.

 

At least this didn't get bumped by somebody new adding to the list.

 

Give it a New York minute.

 

Amazing, innit?

A friend from many years ago used to date strippers, exclusively. One for a period of time, at that. We’d go over to her apartment and voila, she’s got a new TV for some reason ...

He married the first girl he dated that didn’t need the money for college.

 

So I feel like I’m missing part of the story? The strippers were getting TVs for banging around?

The girl he married, that didn’t need college money, was too dumb to attend college? Or had already paid her own way through college via stripping?

I dated a few strippers when I was much younger. I even worked at one for a small time. My best friend was pulling all kinds of tail there, while he was getting his masters degree. He convinced me to come have some fun.

I was selling software by day and slinging drinks by night, but only on the weekend. It was a few months of great fun, but I did feel like a piece of meat.

 

I hope this turns in a nasty knock down drag out dumpster fire of smoldering ruin.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/worl...s-announce-divorce-after-27-years/ar-BB1gk6lf

 

That's gonna be a BIG check haha!

 

Poor Bill, he's not gonna be in the top 10 after he's gone through the ringer lol.