"Dad, you are the worst swearer in the known world! Calling the traffic light a poopiehead when it turns red? Calling other drivers dumb dumb poo heads? Turfburgler? Come on, at least TRY."
I used to curse a lot before the kids. I didn't curse when they were younger than 4, I never wanted those stupid laughs when kids repeat a curse and people laugh. But, once they were able to understand, don't repeat this (worked for the most part, except when I started they were Dad was yelling at the car next to us)... but straight back to my old ways and probably making up for lost time. F**k That
