Dear Ms. Vickers

Why in the name of Jeebus would you not want to bag your mouthwatering, habit forming, kettle cooked jalapeno goodness in big bags and sell it to the masses? You could have gazillions in the bank and have a pink ferrari. I have to go to Firehouse subs or subway to get a fix...i hate subway. And Firehouse. There is only one food group better and that is beer. WTF!!!!!

 

i thought this would be about a far more interesting Ms. Vickers

 

Her last name isn't Vickers. It's De Puniet.

 

Just for the record, i would eat that much slower than the crunchy spicy mouth orgasm that is Ms.Vickers

 

This pictures tells me 3 things.

1- she isn't as hot as her photoshopped pictures

2- she is just thin and not fit. Probably from not eating and not eating right when she does. See the way the bones in her chest are sticking out yet her mid section and thighs have saggy skin/ fatty deposit areas?

3- refund gap


Shame. I HAD a boner for her before this picture

 

And you wear more lipstick.

 

Maybe Lips Cortez will like Randy's other ride http://www.twowheelsblog.com/post/8507/randy-de-puniets-custom-deus

 

I prefer modern bikes/cars/items

I'm not a nostalgic person. I even give my clothes away every season because they're dated except for a few key timeless pieces

 

Uhh, duh? Any model (aside from fitness models, obv) is like that. You, of all people, I would imagine knew this.

 

Lauren is a damn nice person and a beautiful woman face to face. She got into bikes because she likes riding them and did trackdays back in AU.

 

Who cares about a split tail at a time like this!!?? I need some damn jah-lap-ino crunch in ma belly! Ms.Vickers! FTW!

 

ah. then what you want is Miss Vikie's

http://www.fritolay.com/our-snacks/miss-vickies-handpicked-jalapeno-chips.html

 

hmm............. new marketing campaign? im going to call my homies a threshhold interactive and tell them to pitch this....

they just won the shorty industry award for the hot pockets "pocket like its hot" campaign

 

Sunofa....i'm so cracked out and jonesing i spelled the damn name wrong. Hey Vickie, make me a damn jurrasic size bag of the sumbitches!!! STAT!!!

 

The Sea Salt and Vinegar chips are crazy good too... I can only eat like two before my head wants to turn itself inside out though...

 

aw man, i use to love salt and vinegar chips. until one day i ate a collosal sized bag of them in one sitting and ended up i the hospital

cant bring myself to touch them now

 

Hospital? yikes... I rarely eat them any more... Tryin' to eat like a caveman and shit...

 

Don't they have the big bags of these where you live?
http://www.fritolay.com/our-snacks/lays-kettle-cooked-jalapeno.html
They are pretty close to the Miss Vickie's, and are in the somewhat big bags (not quite as big as the standard bags).

 

My god, she looks absolutely great to me. How the hell can you complain about this woman? Sounds like you are describing your babies mama!