Dave, your crack rabbit is back

On Wendy Williams right now. (It’s on at the pharmacy waiting room, so stop yourself)

She look goooood

 

How many layers of clear coat and bondo they have to slap on her to not show the miles?

 

Just remember under all the bondo and clear coat etc still lies the herp...

 

Even when I am home during the day I avoid daytime tv.

 

Eh, I’d have a go

Wait, the herp? Really?

 

She's kinda like a late 80's Ducati. Gorgeous in the day but now it's seeping fluids, the o rings are blown out and you kind of want to ride it but you know it'll leave you wondering why and with a rash.

 

Herpes schmerpes.

Clorox, bitches!

 

And here I've always thought this was the draw.

 

Yeah, but bro - that’s the kinda condition I can afford them in.

 

You can not type shit like that out while I am drinking damn it. Now I gotta clean this mess up.

 

You can afford her. She's broke.

 

Not "the herp"...they're "happy fun bumps"! Better than the jelly of the month club that expires after 1 year

 

Ain't it a bit early to be drankin'?

 

I don't know is there a time when it's in appropriate to drink Mt. Dew?

 

Yeah, all the damn time. That shit'll kill you and render you impotent and not in that order.

 

Ohh...then all I have to worry about is death. No worries then.

 

Yall talking about Lohan? She's dating that dude they call Korean Hulk. It was trending on Facebook is how i know, so stop yourselves.

 

Yikes!

 

I think mine just became an innie?