Damn, $500 MILLION

Can you imagine willing HALF A BILLION dollars?


Can you imagine how long it would take me to burn through that buying guns/ammo? Not long

 

You know... The same thing I'd do with $100 million. Or $200 million.

 

First thing I'd do is I'd buy a back hoe and take out the BBS for at least 2 weeks.

 

lmao, moments in history

what's the $500m thing about?

 

What the lottery is up to this week since no one won last night.

 

Hmmm, with that kind of $$$$ I could buy the skeleton of Michael Jackson.

 

If it keeps going it will pay off to buy every ticket.

1 in 175 million chance, even with uncle Sam taking his you have to be making something

 

Hookers and Blow

 

that's if you're the only winner. What if 2, 3 or 27 other people pick the winning numbers also? Then you're assf@cked without any astroglide.

 

You would have to buy every number combination possible which is just over 175 million combinations. Which means you also have to hand write out the ticket. That would take a LONG time!

 

I'd go full on Sheen and be dead waaaaay before spending it all. Then again a few wrecked Ferraris, hookers, blow, and a bar tab for me and 400 of my closest friends might add up quick.

 

2 chicks at the same time man, that's what I'd do.......

 

I'd give Jason DiSalvo's mom $1M to punch DaveK square in the schnoz, and say, "Yeah...what up now bitch?" It would go viral on the web on video...

 

Just to let you know, its alot of work.

 

You could buy 1/4 of the Dodgers.

 

For that money, I'd buy me a Grumman Hellcat and fly it. Daily.

 

I'd build my very own world class racetrack

 

Yeah, try it with two sisters , then come back and talk to me

 

Hell yeah!! That's the right there!!

 

Seriously, lump some is something like $359,000,000... 150 of us could all go into to the pot together and walk away with over $2mil each before taxes.