Could someone please explain to me...

Dang, could Tardholio have been helpful for the first time? Someone please say he's lying!

p.s. I don't have anything against lint. Just want to know how and why...

 

Papa,
I blame the religious right and the bleeding heart liberals. It's a plot to undermine the American social fabric, to bring about a total social/ Economic upheaval to usher in the age of a Ross Perot/ Steven Segal/ Microsoft financed coup . The end result being.....
Wait, you were taking about drier lint?.....Nevermind!

 

Dave, did you run out of medicine again? Watch out, there're coming to take you away ...

 

<From the one that does all the laundry - me!!!>

The lint filter is positioned right where the hot air (not Tom) exits the machine to the outside. That's how the lint gets there.

 

Maybe lint is really fart dust and the more you fart the more lint you get in your dryer.

 

If this is true, then you'd have so much lint in your dryer, you wouldn't be able to dry the clothes.

 

It looks like Papa's fallen out of the chopper and into the dryer.

 

Ya know, that could explain why it takes so long to dry the clothes and we have to empty the lint trap quite often.

 

ROTFLMAO!

So that's who that big goofy guy was that stunk up our pits Saturday night at TGPR.

They'd need one helluva shuttle to launch him into space!

 

Does anyone know where I can get non-breatheable E Z Up walls? I wanna build a "bomb proof shelter", and the methane trio are NOT invited!

 

I recommend fortifying your tent. It's the only option considering there are too many of us and not enough Ez-Up walls to keep us out.

 

Actually, it was this theory that led Stephen Hawking to conduct his mathematical treatise on Black Holes. A black hole's gravitation energy is so strong that not even light can escape it. Much in the same way that lint cannot escape the power of the BBE. Seriously.

 

It's not where it comes from or even how, but what to do with it. In the third world, they make more sweaters. It's sort of a perpetual motion thing. Here in the states, some riders have found that they can make their own air filters with it. Put your filter frame in where the lint trap screen goes and dry away. For dustier tracks, leave it in longer. For more power, apply less lint.

 

This just in....

GREENPEACE TO PROTEST CERTAIN OBSCURE MOTORCYCLE ROADRACING EVENTS.

Greenpeace has announced a plan of action against what it claims to be a newly-revealed source of methane, a "greenhouse" gas linked to global warming.

A spokesperson for the environmental action group reports Greenpeace has obtained information via the Internet that a "heretofor unknown small but environmentally hazardous band of brigands that refer to themselves as 'Tards' or 'Tard Row'" are developing humanoid creatures that produce the highly flammable and odiferous gas.

The spokeperson also charges that this group, which Greenpeace terms "potentially one of the most dangerous threats to the world environment", has conducted illegal experiments with clothes dryer lint.

An Internet discussion group, although somewhat unreliable, has speculated that "Tard Row" has links to events near Roswell, NM during the mid-20th century and with secret US Army and NASA operations, according to Greenpeace.

"Groups such as these are criminal and need to be brought to justice", the spokesperson said."

"They present a clear and present danger to the future of life on this planet. Our action will expose these terrorists for once and all. We will present the evidence we obtain to the World Court for prosecution of crimes against humanity by 'The Tards'".

Exact plans for where the protest will take place are "still being fomulated", the source said. The source did indicate that one site frequented by "Tard Row" is near Anniston, AL, where it was recently reported that the streams and groundwater in the area are contaminated by PCB, a highly carcingenic substance.

"They have also been planning to gather at the site of a former coal mine in central Pennsylvania," the source said, although the exact dates of events in that location ae still unclear.

 

The way the lint thing works is that once it fills up in your dryer, it does the "Bewitched" thing and magically appears under your bed when your not looking. But then, how many of you actually look under your bed on a regular basis? I guess that could be a whole new topic, kind of like how when you are standing on a chair and see the top of your refridgerator for the first time in say a year and wonder how it got so dirty.

 

ROTFLMAO! Welcome back George, we've missed you!

So that's the real reason they haven't opened Rausch Creek yet.

 

A lint filter is kinda like how your mattress collects all the dead skin that falls off your body. NOW do you get it?

 

My mattress is collecting skin??? Are you trying to obfuscate me?

 

No silly...but you are slowly eradicating yourself with your mattress. Just like your clothes in the dryer. By the way, just what DOES obfuscate mean? lol All those big words Novice230 was using the other day got me all confused.