Discussion in 'General' started by Metalhead, Feb 7, 2020.

  1. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    So, who here has ever dropped a couple of quarters in one of them convenience store condom machines? I did once. I selected the 'grab bag' option.

    I got a blue one. Ribbed. I didn't care for it.

    The end.
  2. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider

    They're always way too small....
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  3. tony 340

    tony 340 Well-Known Member

    What are condoms ?
  4. Fencer

    Fencer Well-Known Member

    Those things you put over your mouth to prevent the Corona virus
  5. backcountryme

    backcountryme Word to your mother.

    And 9 months later your first child was born.
  6. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    What do you need condoms for, beardy boy? You're on and off and on and off and on an off with your ex that you've shot you money shot long before you even get a chance to drop your pants. You're firing blanks, just ride rough and when she gets board, turn her over, say your prayers out loud and then spit on her back and go have a beer and a sandwich.
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  7. StanTheMan

    StanTheMan Well-Known Member

    My wife complain that I’m a selfish lover because I wear a ribbed condom inside out.
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  8. Sweatypants

    Sweatypants I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!

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  9. zamboiv

    zamboiv Well-Known Member

  10. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    Just because you can squeeze into it, doesn't mean it fits :D :D :D


    .....this dude looks waaayyy too proud of himself here :crackup:
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  11. fastedyamaha

    fastedyamaha Well-Known Member

    Don’t poke your condoms with those forks I sent you last week :beer:
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  12. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    Just usually,use them from the start, then done, slipped so please don't let a nica girl big corn island be mine
  13. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

  14. R1M370

    R1M370 Dr. P Ness

    I don't use them, I can't stand the smell of burning rubber :D
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  15. pickled egg

    pickled egg Who lives in an air bubble under the sea?

    Gotta put a little lube in your inflate-a-date...
  16. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Used to live in one on the 12th floor. No wait.....

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  17. R1M370

    R1M370 Dr. P Ness

  18. Woofentino Pugr

    Woofentino Pugr Phoenix 4/03 to 5/30/12

    Then buy your boyfriend a larger size.
  19. Shenanigans

    Shenanigans in Mr.Rogers neighborhood

    So you didn't like the way it felt when your boyfriend used it on you?
  20. joec

    joec brace yourself

    You seem more like the kind of guy who would like the studded ones better.

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