Link The second link is a spoiler, if you don't want to know what happens, don't click the link. Second Link
Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston’s death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place. Whaa whaa whaa! the goverment needs to protect the stupid from learning the Harry Potter spoiler!!!
Much as we'd all like to believe it is true, the story is a joke. Read the one on the same website about Karl Rove: http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1177&srch=