Colonoscopy prep

Let the fun begin.

 

I think you got the wrong end up there unless there is a new experimental prep.

 

Good luck. . . you're gonna need it.

 

Goddamn - I did that about 10 years ago. Worst two days of my life. I think I'd rather have colon cancer.

 

No. You wouldn't.

 

A bidet would go a long way toward asshole health, once the concoction has been ingested. If you don’t have quality, soft TP, you better get some.

 

You're right - but everyone I've known who had colon cancer went quick.

 

That isn't even the worst of it.

 

Remember all that gum you swallowed as a kid? You're about to see it all again.

and if you ever swallowed any coins in the past you're about to become a human slot machine and it's all 7s, baby!

 

Drinking this shit through a straw seems to help me get it down....less time on the tongue...

I get to drink half a gallon now...then at THREE FRIKKIN AM I get to drink the other half gallon....I call BS.

 

That ain’t BULL$hit, hoss.

 

Fun part - I have eaten two boxes of lime jello today....this oughta be good....

 

They are going to drive a motorized snake up your ass, and you're worried about what you're drinking?

 

Green is good.

 

Colon cancer is very survivable if caught early. Get the colonoscopy done. The discomfort lasts about 24 hours. That's not much in the grand scheme of things. My mother (who is still alive) is a 40+ year survivor.

 

I'll be knocked out (and up apparently) for the procedure so I won't care....

Drinking this much liquid is a challenge for me....I am not a drinker and have never put down a ton of liquids...getting there though...

 

ATTENTION: There will be NO farting...

 

I began reading War & Peace when I started the 'Process'.

Seemed appropriate both in subject and in heft....

 

Short tongue or deepthroating the straw?