Best Warning Labels

Found this to be hilarious:

Don't swim in fire

 

I'm glad I found the screwdriver one, no idea I was doing it wrong.

 

I'm too lazy to go take a picture - my current favorite.

On the front of my get that crap out of my driveway right now 60" scary huge tractor mounted snow blower... a pictograph of a person sticking their foot in the auger.

Duh...

 

I laugh every time I see this one

 

Not really a warning label, but I thought this was odd.

This sticker was clearly posed on a pump that was on and active and that I definitely filled up my truck with.

No idea what a pump could fail for (other than weights and measures shutting it down for inaccuracy) but I've never seen one before ...

 

I dont have a pic but years ago I bought a flexible extension from snapon, its bascially a spring (of sorts) with 3/8" socket adapters on both ends.

attached to it was a sticker that said "NOT TO BE USED AS PRYBAR"

 

It means your paying more for less product,

 

From the Grand Canyon:

 

I had some fish tank lights (metal halide) that had a very chinglish warning label of

"Do not touch when burning"

 

Not sure if this link is valid:

 

Deayum! Gangsta Preggo!

 

Also not a warning. But wear a shirt!

 

This is from the Paris Metro:



Roughly translates to: "Do not put your hands on the door: you risk getting a strong pinch."

 

Couple more:

 

Also from my water heater:

Don't start fires with your eyes

 

Here's a couple more, not necessary warning labels, but I think they fit the bill

 

I like those here and here

example: a folding baby stroller with label that says:
"Remove child before folding "

 

Oh shit! I just gots a new excuse!:up:

 

What clothing company?