OK, thanks for looking. I need some ideas. My buddy's little brother is his best man and just called to say he can't get sh!t together for a party this Saturday. Here is the catch, my buddy is not a big nudie joint fan, so I need some fresh ideas for 10 to 20 people to celebrate his freedom for the last time. We live in Louisville, and the first thing I was thinking was a road trip to Indy or Nashville, to get into some trouble. Gambling, go-carts, drinking, golfing, crap like that. Any ideas? Although I am not 100% sure he is not gay, I am sure that he wants to avoid a boner fest watching porn with other guys, or visiting a nudie bar, so inventive ideas would be appreciated. Is there any chance of pulling something together in less than 24 hours? Thanks in advance for the help.
Find a bowling ball and some logging chain, attach them together then pad lock it to his leg and make him carry it around all night. The drunker he gets the better.
Okay, I realize that I'm a girl... but you should go out and spend "guy time" together. It doesn't matter what you do, so long as you all have fun. This is his last guy night without a nagging wifey waiting at home (even if she's the best thing since sliced bread, she's still a nagging wifey when it comes to guy partying whether she shows it or not ), and he should probably be the one to pick the activity, especially if he's not keen on the nudey bar idea. Then get the guys, have some drinks, slam on him for getting married, get competitive... do whatever you want, just have an off-the-hook night he won't forget! I have (believe it or not) attended a couple of bachelor (as well as -ette) nights, and at one of them, we did things that didn't involve strippers at all! Not only did my friend get a party he enjoyed, his new wife was pleased at his responsibility *snicker* about the lack of nude women. Ask the groom-to-be... he'll probably have an idea or two as to how he would like to spend his last single night with the buddies.
I guess we have different views, but looking at a naked woman alone is WAY different than looking at a naked woman with other dudes around. Same goes for porn, I guess. I would hate to bump into a friend's stiff member while reaching to give a dance a fivver. Thanks for the help so far, I do have a call into the bachelor. Any more ideas, suggestions?
Scottish have a tradition called a blackening. "The groom, meanwhile, is taken out for a stag night on one of the evenings preceding the wedding. The “Stag Night” is meant to be a celebration of the last night of "freedom", and a way of reassuring friends that being married doesn't mean that they are shut out of your life. The groom, like the bride, is dressed up and taken around town by his friends and workmates. There is often a great deal of harmless practical joking, of which the poor groom is the main target. When the night winds down, the groom is sometimes stripped of his clothes and covered in soot, treacle and feathers and left overnight tied to a tree or post. In some rural areas an open lorry is hired and the groom is paraded through his local area with much noise and celebration." http://scotlandsmusic.com/scottish-wedding-traditions.htm David
I'm going to a bachelor party on Saturday... 1) Andretti in Alpharetta for some karting...you can get a group discount if you have more than ten people. 2) Fire of Brazil for good manly food afterwards. 3) Where ever we end up, I think we're going to the Cheatah but obviously this could be optional. (especially in your party, you could just hit a bar somewhere around Alpharetta...Taco Mac on the river is generally a fun place). If y'all end up at Andretti, stop by and say hi...I'll be the fat guy with a Nakano rep Arai...
Paintball! Then take him to the strip club. Even the shyest guy will be glad he went. It's a rite of passage.
Oops, nevermind...I saw Jason's post and was thinking you were around Atlanta...hell, it's not that bad of a roadtrip...come on down
Sorry no more suggestions. Last night of freedom...do something you won't be able to do once the knot is tightened. Hence...nudie bar. I do know the difference between alone and group. You don't get wood in a group. Unless that group is all females. And don't sit so close to your friends. Especially ones sporting big pants.
the paintball idea is a good one. you guys go out and bust shit up for hours on end. then go out drinking and get him piss drunk.
This is awhat I was going to say. GO to Paintball Asylum on the other side of town on 64. Didnt' you say earlier that you were pretty sure he didn't want to go to a nudie bar?
Lee, thanks for the heads-up about the big pants. I continue to gain great wisdom from the all-knowing members of the WERA bbs. David, I love the end of the Scottish tradition, I will definitely be looking for a tree towards the end of the night! Mr. Duck, although I am not opposed to a six hour trip to party, I am afraid that several of the other members would wuss out. But thanks for the offer. I may have to take you up on that the next time I am down in the atl. Thunder, I would have posted that we would be beating the sh!t out of the new fiddies and scooter, BUT someone still has the scooter. Actually, the paint ball idea has some potential. If we are lucky, maybe we could load the groom up with enough welps that they would still be visible next weekend!
I was actually gonna ask you if I could bring it over tonight...although you really oughtta come to my place so you can ride the devil machine I bought
Paintball is halfway there get out out the real guns and go Skeet shooting. If you can find a place with live pigeons all the better.
