Ass washer cuz you shaved it.

So I use a Brondel swash 1400. Or as I call my salad tosser Kiko. She works every time. It has a sprayer for the man and lady bits. In-line water heater that never runs out of warm water you know on those umm messy days. The dryer is good too, but you have to get used to a bit of a drip here or there, but if you wear cotton undies and not silk your fine. Since I’m a silk guy it kinda runs down the silk a little. Also sometimes I have that girl on enema setting. She gets up in there.

 

I've been going to the creek in the backyard at night/dark, crouching, bubblin the running water, doing a couple twerks, then streaking back to the sliding doors, which works Ok as an air dry.
Amazon says 2-3 weeks on my TP order.

 

Holy fack. I mean.... like... woah...

 

I heard you need to take care of your ass during these troubles. All my posts are PSAs.

 

Did you do this?

 

Is the OP the new @Metalhead?

OP,
Don’t blame @SpeedyE , you started this train wreck of a thread with the ass washer or whatever the fug you were explaining.

@SpeedyE all threads don’t need a response

 

I think the OP was just braggin' about his ass rinser device.

Gotta admit, in times of TP shortage, it does sound like a good idea.

 

Thank you.
You klnow I am on the spectrum.
Thank you, Sir

 

Yea it’s a PSA. Save the planet and the TP. Really fellas I love it. First time I tried one was In Japan. So I go up to the toilet and there is a controller off to the side. So this is late I’m way fing unk. I think it was 9 or 10am . Was parting with some locals. Almost got killed by a taxi driver. They have doors that open when you walk up. Almost killed me. So back to the Toto washer. I put my hand on the toilet and push a button the nozzle comes out and sprays my forehead dead center. All this asses washed in my face. I completed my evacuation of the night of soju and passed out.

 

Pills and booze will get you retarded and retarded get you laughed at and banned.

 

Meh I was trying for levity. Beer not pills buddy.

I heard your short? Like temper stature?

 

I get it but it's not music I can dance to.
Others may love it, I've just heard it before.
Metalhead can shove it, raven says never more.

 

Did Dave say Ravens? ;-)

 

that sprayer is like an old school car wash

 

FWIW, it's much more sanitary and much better for the environment (can't recall off the top of my head, but it takes some insane amount of water to make a roll of toilet paper).

 

Where does all the "used" water go? If we're "using" so much of it, why's everyone freaking out over rising sea levels?

 

through the septic tank into the leech field, to go into the ground and into the well, to being pumped back into your house, where you drink it.

 

and TOTO washlets are THE SHIT!

 

I'm aware... I was being smartassedtic about people who seem to think that once the water swirls down the drain that it is instantly transported to another dimension.