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Discussion in 'General' started by NickyZ, Oct 29, 2010.

  1. NickyZ

    NickyZ Well-Known Member

    I am officially a lawyer in the great state of Ohio. So many people to sue, so little time...:D



    Proceed with the lawyer bashing (but remember, it pays the tire bills).
     
  2. Vinny337

    Vinny337 Vin is in...Beastmode!

    Let me be the first to Congratulate you...true accomplishment...:up: Now everyone else can commence fire :D
     
  3. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Congratulations! :beer:

    Now tell us, how does it feel being a member of the world's oldest profession? :Poke: :D
     
  4. Hawk518

    Hawk518 Resident Alien

    :beer:

    Do you know anything about immigration?:D
     
  5. Cannoli

    Cannoli Typical Uccio

    Congrats!! :beer:










    now go die in a fire! :D
     
  6. Clay

    Clay Well-Known Member

    What do you call a lawyer submerged up to his neck in cement? Not enough cement. :D

    Congrats!
     
  7. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Congrats!!
     
  8. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Wait - you live in Hamiltucky and went to law school? That kicks ass!
     
  9. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Now post up that report card so we know what prominent university you went to! :D
     
  10. eboos

    eboos Slowski

    How old are you NickyZ? I am 35 and considering starting prelaw next fall. It will be 6 years before I graduate law school (UMass Dartmouth).
     
  11. PATBAROK

    PATBAROK I <3 Poontang

    congrats on the accomplishment:beer:




    How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?








    His lips are moving.
     
  12. NickyZ

    NickyZ Well-Known Member

    Graduated this past May from the University of Cincinnati College of Law. Finished right outside of cum laude status (damn transfers):down:

    As far as immigration work goes, I have zero experience (I work with employee benefits and executive compensation, aka health care reform). However, there are plenty of attorneys at my firm that handle that kind of work.
     
  13. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Great, another lawyer on the BBS, just what we didn't need.

    Congrats! Post up photos of your Yeller Ferrari once you get it.
     
  14. NickyZ

    NickyZ Well-Known Member

    I turned 25 this summer. A "youngin" as we say in Hamiltucky, but many of my friends at UC Law were 40+:up:
     
  15. dark6

    dark6 cockasaurus

    congrats! my shop is not far from you.
     
  16. eboos

    eboos Slowski

    If it's ok with you, I'd like to be in touch and pick your brain a bit. I would like to know about realistic expectations. With you being a new grad, I think that your experiences will be most relevant.
     
  17. Strick

    Strick Good to be king

    Did you get your complimentary scanner after passing the bar? It makes it easier to find the ambulances to chase.
     
  18. Gorilla

    Gorilla Let me push on that bitch

    I thought it was Hookers :crackup:
     
  19. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Is there a difference? Either way, you're spending a shit-ton of cash to get f@cked! :D
     
  20. panthercity

    panthercity Thread Killa

    Third oldest, actually. Prostitutes, priests and pleaders.

    Oh, and congratulations! :beer:
     

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