April Issue Of Roadracing World

You people have got to stop baiting John Ulrich into roadracing debates here.

First: "Ulrich Baiting" was outlawed in 49 states (apparently it is still legal in Kansas) over the years 1973-1978. Although Ulrich baiting was a popular past time through much of the Americas it was determined to be unsportsmanlike since Ulrich proved to have an irresistible urge for racing debates.

Second: Melissa worked very hard on an article for this issue and if Mr. Ulrich is continuously dragged back into the quagmire then the next issues of RW will never see the wet side of a printing press. Melissa has threatened to "Pop a cap in that Linux box" (while gesturing in the general direction of the WERA server) is publication is delayed.

Thank you for your cooperation.

-Citizens for the Abolition of Ulrich Baiting
(currently only active in Kansas,USA and Oaxaca, Mexico)

 

Does this mean JU admits that affirmative action for TSR is not only fair, it's needed to keep the sport going? Is he also conceding that the AMA is now doing a masterful job of promoting rider safety and has fully embraced a open communication with teams and riders? I'm sad to see JU give up on causes he fought so hard for. That makes him a bit of a wimp, really. But oh well, I'll still buy his rag.

 

Hey JU, what do you have to say about that and how it pertains to the sandbagging pro's, racer/writers, the AMA, and most importantly, tell me everything you know about 125 racing.

Melissa, if you want to get your article published, drop $1,000,000 in nonsequential singles in the large knot hole of the old oak tree by the nudie bar and i will edit out the baiting.
And I'll need a shirt with a collar too, they have a dress code.



[This message has been edited by Texracer85 (edited 03-21-2001).]

 

boy, i knew someone was gonna beat me to the smart ass reply, at least it was you Thiam.

 

Damn you, damn you all to hell, Mr. Sam.

(And the April issue is already on newsstands. It's May that wasn't finished to meet the deadline yesterday and still isn't.)

And stop e-mail Trudy and narc-ing me out. She keeps coming in here and telling me to do some actual work--hey, hey, gimme that keyb

 

That was like shooting fish in a barrel...

 

big fish, small barrel


[This message has been edited by Texracer85 (edited 03-21-2001).]

 

LMAO

 

I could have done without that crash page in this last issue.

 

All it shows is that Lee is human. How wrong is that?

 

Thank you Mongo.

 

He was rammed. Be complaining to the Parrot man.

 

Shh. Don't tell her I'm here. I'm pretending to be working.

 

working on what? 12 step program?

 

Yeah actually where I work they call it a 12-issue program.

 

might not be if you dont get back to it!!!

 

Elmo!! I thought you were deported and had your teeth sold to ivory poachers, glad to see you alive and smiling.

 

Well maybe I shouldn't renew just yet then.