http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/860318195.html -this one might as well be ready for MotoGP with a custom carbon fiber frame and swingarm...
I don't think that you get it that these ads are not meant to sell the bike but to make the WIFE think that you are trying to sell the bike. Been there/done that.
"This motorcycle has 4 speeds in the transmission and all of them are completely capable of causing instant death" Sounds like a 636! This ad was a great way to start the morning... My favorite part was... "If you think you can email me and ask me to sell if for less you could just as well save me the effort and punch yourself in the balls " I should have used that one in my SV ad.... next year
Another good one...all you need to do is pay entry fees...http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/830445091.html
The first rule I learned in the Mount Tokachi Ninja Training Camp was never tell your enemy what direction you intend to go. I have found this to be a excellent creed or motto to live life by.