Another funny

NY chicken joint has a new meal called the Hillary special...

Two huge thighs, two small breasts and one left wing.....

 

Does the special still cluck and crow a lot?

 

It also serves a George W special. It's just a chicken with it's head cut off.

 

Eventually, you'll miss GW when he's gone, Not always right, but a man of convictions.

 

Hitler had way more conviction than W. Was probably right more often than W too. Do you miss Hitler?

 

Not worthy of a response. Oops, I responded.

 

But see, that's not funny. Why you posting not funny in a funny thread?

Sad.

 

Very sad.

 

I,m betting that any tough on terror pres in the future will not be liked by some-folks-1 terrorists 2- europe 3 liberals who cant see far enough ahead for their grandchillen- or am i lost here in the dungeon and just cant find my way out- yes very sad. we needed to unite.

 

What in the hell does any of that have to do with a silly joke?

 

either bring a GW joke that is funny or shut your pieholes.

 

I someone here does justice to his or her handle is Mr. Over-ReActor!

 

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

"Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb sh*t, it's Tony Blair!"

 

almost too true too be funny but a good one none the less

 

Good one Rob! +1

 

now THAT'S a good joke

 

Oh, that was supposed to be funny? I like huge thighs and small breast. Sorry.

During President Bush's daily briefing, his Sec of Def informs him that: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

"How many is a brazillion anyway?", Bush asked next.

 

JohnnyB, where's the pop for O-R?