Amish man named Mullet arrested in hair cutting hate crime?

This shouldn't go in the dungeon, the story is just so jam packed with win.
http://news.yahoo.com/fbi-arrests-7-amish-haircut-attacks-ohio-153051950.html

 

I don't even have the words. you ever read something so funny that you cant even laugh? its like your funny bone receives a mass-overload and just breaks and you fear and know that you most likely will never be able to laugh or even find anything funny again.

 

Mullet showed up on the BBS before: http://forums.13x.com/showthread.php?t=291886&highlight=mullet

 

how are they making "100's and 100's of calls"? i thought the amish didn't use phones.?

 

Many have phones. They used to be on a telephone pole outside of their houses. Some have cellphones now.

 

I am a nightmare walking, German-dude talking
King of my farm, just a gangster stalking
Living life like a firecracker, quick is my fuse
My coat black as a smokestack, the color I choose
Straw Hat and Menn-o-nite, it just don't matter
Sucker run for your life when my horse-buggies scatter
We gangs of Ohio will never die - just multiply

Amish. Amish.

 

Plenty of amish have phones...some of them have switchboards too.

"Press 1 for Yoder's Structures, Press 2 for Peachey's Dairy, Press 3 for Beilers Roofing"

I laugh my ass off when I have to call them.

 

i really want to sext with an Amish chick now.

 

The fact that his last name is Mullet has to be one of the best coincidences Ive heard of.

 

WTF?

How gullible are some of these people?
How can I convert my penis to a "sin cleansing" model (including adultery too I imagine) ?