Amazon made me cry today.

My kid brought this to my attention.
If you are a TL;DR you are surely going to miss out on this gem. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.



Link
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC

Read reviews byC. Torok and Mike Armes

 

Good stuff

http://scienceblogs.com/startswitha...diversion-the-last-detox-diet-youll-ever-try/

"Instead, of sugar, these are sweetened with Lycasin, a hydrogenated glucose syrup."


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycasin

"Lycasin's known side effects in adults include bloating, intestinal gurgling or rumbling (borborygmi), and flatulence. Some cases of severe intestinal distress have resulted from consuming excessive quantities of foods containing Lycasin. One well-known product containing Lycasin are the sugarless Haribo gummy bears."

 

simple fix.... dont buy the sugarless ones. Ski

 

That's some funny shit there...

Oh wait...

 

I couldn't read it all in one sitting for the tears blurring my vision.

 

I read these a few days ago, funny as "shit".

 

omg... that second one is better than any metalhead story I've heard.

 

Laughing so hard.. I bet these appear in the secret Santa gifts next Xmas

 

I'm trying to think of who I hate enough...

 

Donation to Westboro Baptist...LOL.

 

An even better one is the Samsung $40,000 tv.

http://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S...95U/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

The very first review is priceless but most of them are pretty hilarious.

 

Im sitting in my office giggling and trying to supress it, while tears stream down my cheeks and i try to stretch out the side muscle pain i'm experiencing.

I end up sounding like this guy.

 

By sims - See all my reviews
This review is from: Haribo Gummy Candy, Sugarless Gummy Bears, 5-Pound Bag (Grocery)
I sneezed out of my butthole.

I'm not offering that as a complaint, either. Plus, it got me through a TSA checkpoint in record time. Thank you, Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears!

 

i hate how this blew up all over the internet. me and my buddy were gonna buy some last week to:

1) leave out at our friend's house that's like the party pad (people always hanging, coming and going, etc...) and see what happens
2) take to work and leave out on the table and watch all the fat ladies gorge themselves


now, the dudes in #1 will surely have heard about it. nobody's gonna fall for it. #2 is still a possibility though cause fat old ladies don't know how to use the internet, and even if they did, their desire for diabeetus would still probably trump common sense. we'll see...

 

I remember the first time I did the Atkins diet. I found what was essentially the "diabetic's candy" isle at the pharmacy and thought, holy shit, I can eat all of this. I bought one of everything, got home and immediately tried one of everything, and I am here to tell you that everything that man said in the review is true. It. Was. Brutal.

So I gave the rest of the candy away to my students.

 

I just saw on his Instagram that the LA Beast (competitive eater) just did a challenge where he ate an entire 5 lb bag. Should be interesting when he uploads it to Youtube.

 

^^^^Flagellation effect?

Don't understand why 5 lbs. when 6 bears will do the job.

 

Go look him up on the Utoobz "LA BEAST", he does all kinds of crazy eating challenges.

My favorites are always the ones where he makes himself sick of course