So I’m at the gym, giving the fish something big and brown to ponder before I go lift heavy things. Fortunately for me, I have the gift of not being able to smell much of anything. The dude next to me? His shit smells like a wet dog covered in beta mercapta ethanol. Incredible. I’ve never whiffed anything like it, except for the beta’ - which is aweful in its own right. One microgram of that stuff can clear out a stadium. Damn dood. Achievement unlocked.
i think you're supposed to like, tap your foot under the wall of his stall if you're trying to proposition him, not compliment his shitting... if i remember my senator scandals correctly.
Meh....BME is bad but at least it didn't smell like butyl mercaptan. Effing thiols are the worst. Saw a PhD get covered in acid years ago while he was neutralizing some thiols and the reaction got a little more exothermic than he planned. Flooded the lab when he hit the safety shower. Good times.
That’s an idea, but I only shit in the handicapped stall, so that wall is too far away. And don’t judge me! That extra inch of seat height prevents my pee pee from snorkeling in dirty water. It’s a disability for those who have to watch their depth. Besides, no one gives you shit for shitting there. It’s not like I parked my car in that same kind of spot outside, ‘cause that, is an asshole move.
