5 most badass Presidents of the USA

My favorite:

"Roosevelt received letters from army cavalrymen complaining about having to ride 25 miles a day for training and, in response, Teddy rode horseback for 100 miles, from sunrise to sunset, at 51 years old, effectively rescinding anyone's right to complain about anything, ever again."

 

Some funny shit in there.

 

Yep, Ronnie was a tough ol' RINO:

 

He also broke the back of the USSR...which is why he made my list...

 

Well, I can see why you'd like him, then!

 

Who said I liked him? I'm just surprised he didn't get a SAG award for playing the president...

 

He missed the century count on Jackson.

 

What was he like?

 

No, that's just the best Dickey can do anymore. Take a perfectly good funny thread and ruin it with some obscure quotation (for Papa) from a gat-damn smelly liberal hippy website. Good For You Panther, and the horse you rode in on!

 

Ker-sploosh!!!

 

Glad you liked the quote from The Fort Worth Star-Telegram preacher man.

 

A true badass, duh. Whenever he would say, "'sup!" you were well advised to duck.

 

Learn that the hard way did you?

 

Ah yes! Wonderful paper! Running an OpEd story from the LA Times....

Stop mucking up my thread you old phart, or I'll steal the keys to your l'il rascal. After I kick out another stained glass window, that is.

 

Done.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Those were some badass mofo's!!!!

 

Good stuff, but i'm surprised none of our recent POTUSes (POTUSi ??) made the list . . . . "Barack" probably means "Badass" in whatever country he's really from. George W(annabe) Badass undoubtedly struck fear in the hearts of millions, and probably a few of our enemies too. And that guy from Arkansas definitely had experience with some Bad Ass.

 

"Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight." Damn straight!

 

Mainly because none of them are bad ass in person. Who is afraid of an ass whooping by that skinny bastard Barrack!!!

 

Aw, c'mon. Can't you imagine him getting mad and turning green and becoming The Incredible B.O. ?? I bet the First Lady could tell some stories.

 

I would personally bet on Michelle being the BA.