Probably because you don't like what happens when you try and cross the Back Street Boys and the Red Hot Chili Peppers...
I just downloaded a stack of 311 CDs the other day. My library had almost their entire discography. I'm "I like 311" years old I guess.
I'll be here awhile trying to think of an apropos, witty, obscure reference to one of their songs in response, but they were all so forgettable...
I fucking wish! All I hear in my fucking head is “brainstorms...take me away from the norm” I’m ready to test the torque setting of my hole hawg with a 1” auger boy against the stone I call my melon
I'll be here a while, ain't going nowhere, And if a person place or thing can deliver I would quiver with delight.
No no no my friend. I’ve been listening to 311 since 92. Go get their first CD. It’s their best CD and sounds nothing like either band. You’ll love it. It’s called music. Haven’t listened to it in 15 years and could recite every song.
I amend my previous description to: what you get when the backstreet boys perform jack Johnson songs while pretending to be the red hot chili peppers. More accurater.