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Longest? Not quite.

I believe the two versus four is the longest running.

It's not Pie-o-phobia Bob, it's Pie envy.

I believe I was the first to say it but it bears repeating, this is gay.

 

incorrect sir, pie envy would be the craving of ones pie, and remember, though pie is indeed goooood. thou shall not covet pie, get your own.

I agree with you on your other point, this is indeed a very happy thread.

I might also point out that those free cock rings come in Asian size's for your odd RD racer that can seem to grasp Pie, cake loving lawyers and Taco racer's.:up:

 

My, my, a long hard nite of man upping seems to make you a bit testy!!

Don't mistake the Pie Outreach Program for a Cake loving reach around from other man uppers like youself:tut:

perhaps a helping of home made Pie would do you good!

 

"Nancy boys" are we now? Fer sure you're getting the PIE Outreach Program,
expect delivery tonight. And even I am startled by this 'helmet polishing' thing
you're starting here! Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use the term cautiously),
what you see here with WERA33 is the result of a life ruined by too much cake.
That is why we must forgive our lost brethren like WERA33; he knows not what he does.
Take heed, lest your ship be wrecked in a similar manner,
and your mind and body reduced to a mere shrill shell.

We want to reach out to you, Brother WERA33. give us a sign, even as faint
as you present state-of-mind can allow, and PIE will be there to save you!
Seek and you shall find!

 

The PIE fraternity just got dogged out and called ghey by a boy who drinks orange vodka with Fresca...

 

What would you expect of someone who wants to "Man up" everyone.

 

my ass is burning already.

 

I suggest you guys settle this little "who's the man in the relationship" battle on the racetrack....

 

tasty flaky treat
to comfort belly and soul
warm pie in winter

 

silly four stroke man
have you not the courage left
to fight in spring time?

 

silly rocket man
I submit that the 2 stroke masses
are more concerned with the handing of my ass
then I am at the prospect of it being handed

When one is one with Pie
such things matter not
when one is one with Pie
one knows what happens, happens.
meant to be, regardless, is the zen of Pie

lizard (little bitch) 84

 

"I like the idea of it — a cherry pie. I liked the idea of you,
Though in practice you weren't as good as I'd hoped.
Black coffee's that way, too, words I like to say,
But not a thing I'll drink. I take

Cream and sugar, thank you. We'll have it
In a diner. I like them as ideas; don't like that
Greasy food — it always sits on you like a stone. So:
Cherry pie, black coffee, neon "All Night" sign"

 

"Walk best way you can;

slow, painful,

sometimes not at all,

lest you should fall.

Brilliant bead centered in your eye.

A vision of savorous pie,

carried to table, sliced,

divided among us, plates shiny,

pastry light as feathers

softly floating down.

Though we too grow old,

you see us born again,

under the eaves of a house

demolished long ago."

 

Man up boys, lets enjoy some more Pie

 

Don't get WERA33 going again, LizardMan, he's not yet gotten over that PIE Outreach Program delivery ! He reminds me of this koan taught to me in several PIE temples in Hunan Province during the Cultural Revolution:

Obaku addressed the assembly and said, "You are all partakers of brewer's grain. If you go on studying PIE like that, you will never finish it. Do you know that in the land of the T'ang, there is no PIE teacher?"

A monk came forward and said: "But surely there are those who teach disciples and preside over assemblies. What about that?"

Obaku replied, "I do not say that there is no PIE, but that there is no PIE teacher."

See, you eat the grain left over by the brewers after they have made beer and you think you are having a taste of the real thing...in saying there is no PIE teacher, Obaku is reaffirming one of the strongest lessons in PIE- it can not be taught. You must attain it on your own.

"You must let go of self to attain PIE. Only then is its taste sublime."
-PIE Master Weber, 2006

 

Didn't you guys ever stop taking acid?

 

Peter Percival Patterson had a pet pig named Porky
This pet pig named Porky loved PIE
He loved PIE for breakfast, PIE for lunch, PIE in the afternoon and PIE before he went to bed.
Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig named Porky ate so much PIE that you know what he did?

He POPPED!

Zilch.

 

Yes, yes we did, once...

and then we found PIE

Nirvana

 

I'd hit a slice of Apple Pie 2 Times.

Man Up