and after his family wins $25 million all ball parks will have to install safety nets and warning signs "Do Not Climb Down Walls." Next step, Little League will require warning labels on bats & balls
It was freakin' Giant stadium for Christs sake. New-friggen-Jersey a place where every hairy knuckled 5'2" of Italian descent can kick a guy's ass who is 3 times his size. Roll Joey Bag-o-donuts over, take a picture of him and put posters up saying "jump off of here and you'll look like this lawn knome". Better yet, get Bruce Springstein and Bon Jovi to play a monster gig and throw a couple of sets of IROC keys over the railing and watch the Cuzines go flying. It'd raise the IQ level of Burgen county by 100 points (but would put Pontiac and all the hair mouse companies out of buisness). Yeah yeah I know, it was San Fran, but it was more fun ranting about NJ.
Nomination for "funniest post of the year" denied only by the misspelling of 'hair mouse'. You need your own show there DaveK ......how do you spell hair moowse anyway?