I'm subject to all manner of dysfunction

I just wanted to see what the new format had to say about me.

 

Hey Alienator, where is yes?

 

yes? It's just over yonder.

 

Is it the way the crow flies?

 

Yes is right next to the Percodan bottle. For example: "Sir, would like another Percodan or four?" "Yes, I'm there."

So, you see, I'm there, or here, at Yes.

 

Do you also know where no is?

 

No is dead. Bond killed him, in the Carribean, in the 60's. I don't think No is one particular location, now, since his lair was blown to smithereens. No has been spread out a bit.

He's not really somewhere, since his general location is known; rather, I would think a better description would be that he is SOMETHERE, in a specific general area, but not so specific that you can actually point to a spot on the ground and say: "Yes, there's No."

Is that Percodan bottle empty?

 

wow...excedrin headache...10k

 

Somebody has been watching "15 Days of Bond" on WTBS.

 

Or he is a little out there.

 

Always remember. No matter where you go, there you are.

 

Unless as alienator pointed out you are No then you're everywhere and Nowhere all at the same time...

And now it's that time of day - Screw you guys I'm going home...

 

ahhhh, what the hell....

"if you lived here you'd be home by now"

"you can't get there from here"

"the faster you go the rounder ya get"

what does a womans track team and a band of female pygmies have in common?

 

Poor feminine hygiene? Bitter aftertaste? One word: femunda?

 

ROTFLMAO...Busted!! I have done nothing all day but check this site and watch the one Bond film I had yet to see...the odd yet slightly delightful "Never Say Never" on TBS 15 days of Bond...the station that plays movies for guys who like movies!

 

P.S. As I type I am watching the original Shaft..."he's a bad mutha..shut your mouth..." One of the best seventies characters to live and be rivived! John Shaft! Oh how I miss the simple days of big afros and psychedelic drugs. Hey wait a minute I was only 5!!

 

no....

one is a bunch of cunning runts, and the other is a bunch of _____ _________ !

 

That's an oldie but goodie.

 

Dude turn the TV off before your brain melts.