Annie git yer gun!

shit. S&S is actually fun today.

 

Who needs a sportbike? A Vespa scooter's plenty good enough. It even wheelies!

Who needs anything more than a Bose Wave Radio? After all, it plays music just like your gear.

Who needs flush toilets? An outhouse was good enough for your grandfather.

Didn't I tell you fun is outlawed? You're only incriminating yourself!

Remember - when happiness is outlawed, only outlaws will be happy!

 

shooting anti american iraqis is fun too!!!!

 

They hunt you!!!!

You ever fist fight with a Trout? They cheat!

I once got cornered by The West Side Naturals. I might have been eaten if I wasn't an asskicking machine and I was packing my trusty Red Rider Street Sweeper (with the compass in the folding stock).

 

the old one with the 4 speed on the bar did (I even have the scars to prove it) I don't know about the new ones.

 

So what started this fight?
Did the trout cut you off in traffic?

 

They are Loco. Who knows what goes on in their heads?

You ever talk to a trout?
Goes a little like this:
Dave K "Yo Trout, what's going on? What's shakin'?"
Trout ". . . . . ."
Dave K "Okay, that's cool"

Of course you can't talk to trout!!!! They speak French!!! And No one wants to speak french (except for French people, some Canadians and Trout).

 

Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads.

 

eat them up-------YUM!!!

 

Three Drunk Newts

 

Man, that's so weird.
Last trout I talked to gave me pretty much the same response. I started to get a little pissed at first, but we worked it out.
The trout actually wound up coming back to my place for dinner. Luckily, I had plenty of almonds.

 

Reading the reports of Sarah Brady's conclusion that President Bush has demonstrated a lack of leadership by allowing the assault weapon ban to expire, I'm wondering about her logic. Didn't Hinckley use a .22 revolver?

 

Hippies smell, you don't want to be that close to them. Use a PSG-1.

-Steve

 

Yes. I always thought the principle was to try and ban guns that have no practical purpose for civilians.

 

AK47's are still illegal. Mac 10s and Uzis, too from what I know. I can, however, buy a 15 rd clip for my Glock now. I can now buy a 30 rd clip for my SKS or AR15. Let's face it. If I get shot 3 times by an AK47, I'm not really gonna be concerned about the next 27!

 

So ppl were against the bill because they're lousy shots?

 

I just KNEW this topic had to be on here.

You can still get AK's. Granted they are the cheap knock-off's of the Russion/chinese versions, but whatever.
http://www.gunbroker.com/auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=23013759

And Mac10's. The ban only made owning one legally more expensive.
http://www.gunbroker.com/auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=22792434

My personal favorite. The M107/M82 .50 cal.
http://www.gunbroker.com/auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=22672262

All legal, before the ban lifted.

Owning guns like these is just like driving an SUV when you commute alone. You don't NEED it, but it sure is nice to have.

You don't NEED a Ferrari/Viper/Vette/Audi to get to work and to the store, but it sure is nice to drive. You don't NEED these guns to hunt, no. But they sure are fun to shoot (static targets).

Automobiles kill more people than guns, lets ban the dangerous vehicles (all of them that look evil). Like that makes any more sense.

 

Automobiles kill more than claymore mines (which you don't really need, but it's lotsa fun to blow stuff up!).

So why not make anti-personnel devices legal? There are plenty of wide open spaces where shrapnel IS safe!

 

Guns don't kill people! squirrels with sharpened screwdrivers kill people!

Wait no. Guns don't kill people. astrozombies kill 50's B movie scream queens.

No, that ain't it. Lawyers don't kill people, hippies kill Tofus.

Ah screw it.

 

The best was a bumper sticker in the Simpson's series, Futurama. on the back of a flying hover car:

Death rays don't kill people. People do.