The stuff you hear your kid say…

"where did Sean go?"


Seango....Mongo

 

I was aggravating my son when he was only a few years old one day. He was starting to cry, and told me if I didn't stop he was gonna beat my ask. Another time he saw his grandmothers' tits and came downstairs to tell me grandma looks discussing. I still say discussing grandma, if I see something gross.

 

Peter butter and jelly.

 

When my guy was little and we were at the track he couldn’t say Emerson Amayas first name correctly.

He’d call him “Emersmen”. Which we enjoyed.

And way before I became a Dad, some other little girl that was at the track had the same problem and she called him “Cinnamon”.

 

“Cars” was my sons favorite movie- when he was 2 yrs old he’s sitting next to my wife and I on the couch watching it and when they are “tractor-tipping” he stands up and says “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!” My wife and I are dying laughing to ourselves but we wondered where he got that from. The next day all 4 of my Jack Russell’s tear ass outside barking their heads off and I figured out exactly where he heard it.

 

About 28 years ago when my son was 4 years i was making spaghetti in my Skivvies thinking we were bonding when he polity asked that i put my pajamas on , i had no words with a clove of garlic in my hand .

 

Alex Karras grid iron monster who later went on to play the part of step father to Emannuel Lewis in "Webster".

 

My Dad could mangle words. In cali one time he called it St Louis Nabisco. My son inherited the trait. A skunk was a stunk (kinda makes sense?). My dad's Lincoln town car became a "Lemonsene". Saurkraut became sourcrap.....and on and on.......40 years later and I still get to needle him....

 

Awesome and didn't know that .

 

"my parents are dead"

3 y.o. daughter, randomly, after watching too much Elsa. we fell off our chairs.