Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

Drive?? More like a short putt.

 

One of the main reasons we had to move in 2020 was my wife did this to the front door window at the old house.

I had to Broome a new one.

I love that woman, but DAMN. What was she smokin'?

 

She was too busy earning money to notice that!! She wanted to give you something to do, otherwise you would be calculating if the $3.99 or 9.99 bottle of Bailey's was the more appropriate buy, based on the average consumption at your holiday party, and the life shelf of an opened bottle?

 

Don't you need to go get some gas.

 

Was ist das?

 

Gas is multiple times a week, not one purchase every year or 5.

 

But, yeah, this is definitely a silly, small detail in the grand scheme of things. I just HATE wasting even a tiny amount of dough. Hard to live down childhood things. My wife gets aggravated with me for not throwing out the toothpaste until I've squeezed and rolled and smashed every last dreg of paste.

 

Of course it’s multiple times per week.

Credit cards have transaction limits. You’re lucky to get a few gallons in before the economic overlords say

 

The Heinkel WTF 112

 

Tell us a tale about the Dust Bowl PawPaw!

 

I used to cut the left leg off the last pair of jeans I wore buckin' hay and pull it on over the right leg of the current pair so the thigh would last longer using my leg to boost the bales.

How's that?

 

You don't filet them open and scrape out the remains? WOW, I can't believe you've thrown away all that toothpaste over the years. Probably adds up to at least half a tube or more......

 

You are saving all that poo you scoop, and putting it in the corner of the lot, to later be used or sold for fertilizer, right?

 

Don't give me no bad ideas!

See above.

 

Wet hay? We just wore leather gloves and snatched them up onto the trailer and another guy did the same to stack. Never used a knee before. Paid for early motorcycles in HS with hauling hay, cotton ginning and trapping.

 

Any old-timers remember this?