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Paying your kids for yardwork..

Discussion in 'General' started by Dave Wolfe, Apr 29, 2023.

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  1. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    Well, here's a nice rom-com, story for you: 60-year-old divorced guy with a broken heart traveled the world on a motorcycle and fell in love with a sublime Mediterranean woman in a small Italian village.

    Now go write it.
     
    HPPT, Apr 30, 2023
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  2. motion

    motion Nihilistic Member

    Is she crazy hot?
     
    motion, Apr 30, 2023
    #62
  3. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    I don't know. You are supposed to meet her and tell us, in case that wasn't clear.
     
    HPPT, Apr 30, 2023
    #63
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  4. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Dear Abby...
     
    Sabre699, Apr 30, 2023
    #64
  5. Past Glory

    Past Glory I still have several AVON calendars from the 90's

    Dear Penthouse Forum:

    I never thought this would happen to me...
     
    Past Glory, Apr 30, 2023
    #65
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  6. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Mowing and edging and all the yard work at home is how I earned use of the mower and tools to do the neighbors yards.
     
    Mongo, Apr 30, 2023
    #66
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  7. Triple X

    Triple X Well-Known Member

    9 months for my first one.

    I got hair pulled from my beard with pliers while sleeping, hit with a softball bat when I opened the door coming home from work, and stabbed with a roast fork after changing the TV channel while she was watching a different show.

    Top that. :)
     
    Triple X, Apr 30, 2023
    #67
  8. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Nah, man... I don't play physical violence.
     
    auminer, Apr 30, 2023
    #68
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  9. Triple X

    Triple X Well-Known Member

    Smart man.
    I was 18 and hoped she would change.
    That's why it lasted 9 months.
    Otherwise it would have been 4 months.
     
    Triple X, Apr 30, 2023
    #69
  10. BigBird

    BigBird blah

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    BigBird, May 1, 2023
    #70
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  11. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    where is @Metalhead and the fork (and other) story?
     
    Phl218, May 1, 2023
    #71
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