She’s a naughty, naughty, teacher...

I’m left-handed. NTTAWWT

 

About time. The 3 ft. screw drivers have been getting rusty.

 

That's ghey...

 

Buddy just had elbow surgery. Told me the other day that he was baitin' left handed and his Apple watch beeped to let him know he had started an elliptical workout.

 

When you think that these posts can't get better...

 

My mom really liked that one. Thanks!

 

I sent him this meme immediately.

 

Sounds like a challenge to Broome.

 

Don’t even get me started on that shit. Those fucking Snapchat filters and airbrush apps should be illegal.

 

I am very thankful I am not out there hunting panocha caliente these days, it appears fraught with fraudulent representations.

 

Since this thread started with a local story from my area, here's the latest which is about 5 miles away from me.

I'm sure the young mans' life has been ruined.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/ohio-softball-coach-pleads-guilty-sleeping-student-begged-him-not-tell

 

Another dream maker gets busted.

 

Why did the dumbass "tell"?

If I'm 17 and get to smash a teacher like that, I'm playing Van Halen' s "Hot for Teacher" all fucking DAY!

 

I'm sure dude told his friends, and that's all it took for parents catching wind of it.
His buddies were probably trying to get in on the action too, and when she shot them down, they ran their mouths.

Investigators came in and I'm sure it didn't take much to get the 'victim' to spill his guts. I hope he never gets laid again. lol

They banged like 8x in the back of a car.

 

Hey kid…….

 

But that's some harsh shit, 5 years and lifetime registry for making dreams a reality with a 17 y.o. Arsonists burn buildings, cops hit with bricks in OR, and nobody pays.

 

Where were these teachers when I was in high school

 

I’m not sure that was a male student she slept with…

 

The link says she begged “him” not to tell, but yeah, the story does make it seem like it could be girl/woman