Squirrels !

I know all animals deserve to live and make our planet more diverse and that Speedy has probably slept with a few( ). In the country, they are cute puffy-tailed rats, but in the suburban areas, they are nightmares. These little shits destroy my motherf@cking backyard, eat my patio lights and my bird feeders.

Some people rescue them, there are even FB groups dedicated to saving them. They feed them milk when they fall out of the nest and let them live in cages until they heal. I need to know wtf that is all about. I just don't get people sometimes... smh

 

Fkn tree rat. Kill em all.

I used to tolerate em growing up in the country. That's a different breed of animal. When I lived in the city that changed. Went through I don't know how many bird feeders. I tried moving them around, buying the anti-squirrel types. I even gave the bastard tree rats their own pile of seed, free and clear. Nope they still effed up my bird feeders. I had a big bucket of seed and left it outside one time. Those bastards chewed through the gotdang lid.

Fk em. Fk all of em. Kill the bastards anyway you can.

 

I hear they’re great at getting snakes out of toilets. Send them down for a look around.

 

I go back and forth. I don’t like them getting into the bird feed but I typically ignore them but will occasionally pop them with the BB gun . Then this year, I discovered them debarking several of my trees, so I went on the war path. I didn’t like to do it but I don’t want any dead trees.

 

Don’t care one way or the other about squirrels. They keep to their territory, I keep to mine.
I had 5 baby bunnies that lived in the bushes out front. Down to one living under my stoop. He eats the crap I want him to and leaves the good stuff. The foxes, hawks or cats will eventually get him but until then, he’s cool.

now geese, after my fist fight with them a few years back we’re currently in an uneasy truce. I’m sure the war will go hot again sooner or later.

 

Here there are so many that I would need a nuke to affect the population.

 

They don’t actually taste bad.

 

Throw the quarters in an insta-pot for 25 minutes
Bread then fry

 

Geese are nasty. This pair shows up every year, and every year I run them off.

 

A silenced .22 loaded with CB caps should do the job nicely.

 

You tell them about GasGas?....

 

Speak of the devil. Just now.

 

What? No pic of the cat!!???

 

Those little bastard squirrels chewed my trailer wiring harness a few years ago. I see one around my trailer anytime, they get a pellet to the head
The dog hates them also. he'll chase those bastards all day

 

Screw the dam birds. All they do is fly around and shit on my cars. Hope they all starve to death.

 

Get the squirrelinator trap,use apple for bait,22pellet to the head.

 

little bitter flour not half bad.. just get all the bbs out for sure will hurt you teeth..

 

Air guns with a scope are way underrated

Yard Grizzlies must be eliminated

 

Our boxer loves (to hunt and kill) them

 

Dude, glad you asked. Killer is awesome. Here you go………..