Zipper is stuck - suggestions?

Dry-slide graphite.

 

Looks like Hank from Corner Gas

 

Wax after it is unzipped but soap. Those suggesting oil, it might damage the zipper if it is plastic

 

It is. His zipper was stick so Brent convinced him to do all manner of stupid to get it off.

 

I haven't seen that episode, so I thought it was something that happened to you and was surprised how much you looked like him.

 

Meat Wave is the episode. It's hilarious.

 

Update???? Did you get it unstuck yet?

Or did you Broome it and buy a whole semi trailer of spares? 1 use chest protectors?

 

True story.

While working an ED in Houston TX, a young Latino lad came in with his foreskin stuck in his zipper.
I was able to cut the zipper away and NOT cut him at all.
He and his parents were happy. I was too.

 

Good thing too. The local Rabbi's union would have picketed you for infringing on their business.

 

Some zippers have a mechanism that when you pull on the pull tab, it unlocks the slider body allowing it to move. Maybe that mechanism is messed up.

 

It took 30 posts to mention the obvious!

Get your prick tool into that zipper head and unjam it!

...or something like that.

 

Did the OP ever get the zipper unstuck ??

 

So, I tried pretty much every suggestion in this thread. That MFr just wouldn’t budge. So, I took it to my local dry cleaner/zipper fixer and they ended up replacing the whole damn zipper.

Thanks for all the suggestions though

 

crayons work well and patience

 

Just pull it on over your head, who needs a zipper?!