Stranded day-drinkers discover that beer, air mattresses, and the Indian Ocean don’t mix

Well, they did say they'd check for off shore wind next time. Also, an air mattress without holes i n it would help

 

I get the sense their plan was originally formulated after drinking began

 

Most epic shit that you tell your grand kids about usually does.

 

Got lots of stories like that, most bring back happy memories of drunken fun, and a handful I would want to forget but all the rum in the world won't let me forget. Any one ever get robbed by hookers that convienced you and the crew it was a great idea to go skinny dipping at 3 in the morning, and stole your pants, wallet, credit cards, clothes and have to find a way to get back 10 miles back to the sailboat naked in Trinidad?

 

We have a winner

 

or loser depending on how you look at it, It was an interesting situation

 

not in the last 2 decades.

but that might also have to do with choice of company and location .

 

It was 15 years ago but it was a funny lesson learned by 4 hustler beautiful girls. but will never forget me and the mate naked after they stole our clothes, hiding behind a tree talking how we were going to do the 7 mile swim/ walk back to the boat at 3:30 in the morning. haven't been robbed since, but maybe still and always hustled by a girl one way or another

 

you know, others get robbed after being married for 30 boring years, so i say , heck, rather walk around naked on an island after meeting the ladies and have a story to tell.

 

Did you at least get some? If so, it'd probably be a fair exchange for them stealing your dignity, among other things.

 

they had the set up but literally, one East Indian, one Black girl, one blonde, and one Latin girl walks into a bar. Taxi driver, pick up a bottle of rum along the way. Making out with the Black girl on the drive to the beach. with 2 mates. go for a swim with one girl naked. She leaves and its me and my buddy talking about how awesome this is and who gets laid, then look back and the taxi is speeding away with all our clothes and money.

 

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well, meet the crazy Trini girl a week later, stunningly beautiful and stunningly crazy

 

Cretu. Lol.

 

This story gave me anxiety. Not a big fan of water.

 

When the dude pulled up on the Jet Ski was the first thing he did ask for a beer? If not fake news.

 

I assume that he brought his own beer.

 

Saw this and thought, "very New Zealand",, they do everything nekid.... https://twitter.com/i/status/1367620148954238979

 

I am not sure lesson learned applies here: