Time and place. I have some Ferragamo white/blue sneaks that I use for formal events. That way I can also sport a tool watch to finish thumbing my nose at the elites.
Dafuk with white. Black or grey ftw. At least they look clean for more than a day or 3. And Sketchers>New Balance
Speaking of sneakers I spent a few days learning that not all Jordans are Jordans, Dicks does not sell the "right" Jordans and there are right Jordans and wrong Jordans. Wear the right ones you're a gawd, where the wrong ones you're a cracker ass cracker dad.
I didn't know that the "right" Jordan's could be worn, I thought that they were for collecting and bragging only. A coworker mentioned a few years ago that he was going to sell a pair of Jordan's to finance the down payment on his Tesla 3. And that wasn't the valuable pair... Dude's a serious sneaker head, but really modest and cool about it. You really have to ask him and then he opens up, but he has some shoes.
Yeap, the kid asked for Jordans so I said we could get them from Dicks (when they reopen). Don't say shit like that to a teenage girl, just don't.
Any color/style sunglasses that are upside down on a flat bill (hell, even a normal, man style curved bill) need to be slapped off said wearer's dumb head. Seeing people wear their sunglasses upside down on their hats irritates me!
Nope, white shades have never ever been cool no matter the age of the person wearing them or the person pointing and laughing.
I can only go with what's cool for kids today. Air Force ones (white), Clam Toe Adidas (white), Van slip ons (all white) and lacrosse cleats (white). Yeah, I'm not a teenager and the only white sneakers I'll sport (at full price) are Stan Smiths. I think my other Adidas are white with some stupid accents and gray with some stupid color accents but I got those colors because they were cheaper then the cool guy colors.
Every real Vacation movie fan knows Clark wears white loafers. NOT sneakers. Lets get this right people.
