Greenie's Laps at Cycle Jam

How many will his bike last?

 

Depends on how fast I can pick him up and get him back!!!

 

Are we counting the ones on crash truck, in the ambulance or the ones on his big wheel?

 

it aint....

it aint gonna be six.....he is gonna get lapped for sure

 

Just the laps completed on the big wheel.

 

Not if I chase his monkey slappin' ass around with my car.

 

The big question is of course lap times.

I say 1:59.999

 

I hope he proves you all wrong.

 

I hope so, too, but we hadn't picked on Greenie in an hour or so, so I had to start something.

 

I will try to point the greenster in the right direction.I informed him that if he makes a jackass of himself, he will be pushing his bike and equipment home.No blazing laps,just be steady.I voted 6, but I forgot about getting lapped.1 chance, that's it.

 

If he crashes in my corner, I'm'a hit 'im wit' my flag.

 

I say six lever gonna level the competition.....He has just been pullin the ole rope-a-dope here on the forum!

 

I guess that would fine as long as you do not help him with the engine.

 

I can just see the conversation now...

Jeff, what happened?

"Well I lowsided and was fine and the last thing I remember was trying to pick up my bike and then I woke up in the flashy bus."

 

make sure

make sure greenie brings extra sneakers....its a long walk from VIR to charlotte. My guess is you will put him out at the rest area near winston salem on the way there........

 

if he gets close to finishing in the top 50, we'll never hear the end of it.

 

Nah, if I hit him, he'll know it.

"Are you okay??? You sure??? Oh, good, I was worried. DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO CRASH IN MY CORNER, YA FREAKIN' DUMB@$$?!?!?!" :: whack ::

I mean, y'know, I gotta do my job and all...

 

Are these race laps? Or are we betting if he makes it through the practice day or not

 

race laps.

 

I told him to sit on my wheel (a slow guy) for a few laps in practice to shake the cobwebs out and get a feel for the new bike. I think he'll be fine.

We all know he won't be the slowest person out there.