So you think Fido loves you?

if i was that hungry- i would have to assume a lot of other things are taking place. end of the world type shit. in that instance, nope. need the dog for security, tracking game etc.

 

I really don’t know what it would be called. I eat anything I want, but I can’t kill any of them (or eat one that looks like itself). There are some cows that live across from me, I always go try to play with them on my way back from Reggie’s house.

Don’t worry, anything the review board can come up with, I have heard before. I worked offshore the Gulf of Mexico for several years, where the whole rig is full of rednecks. When you first get to work, damn near every conversation starts with “so what did you kill while you was home?”.

They typically didn’t like my responses, but I don’t give a damn what anybody thinks. Fuck ‘em.

 

I'm just saying if you die first the dog is not going to bury you. He will probably start with your cheeks.

 

BOO!

 

Well played. Maybe we can meet for mezcal at Delgados.

 

im 100% fine with that. im gone, what happens after that doesnt concern me.

 

Eat one and live like one.

 

Not quite, but it was memorable (as were many scenes in this often overlooked classic):
Hombre See ~1:30

 

Cat butlers have known this truth since forever

 

Fido eating my carcass would probably be an upgrade to what is actually going to happen to "IT".

I've donated my remains to the Forensic Anthropology Center at Texas State University. They use donated human bodies to train homicide dicks and forensic CSI peeps. Depending upon what scenario they set up to test out, perhaps my remains will be eaten by vultures, perhaps by worms. Don't care. I'll be done with it by then. Skeletons are preserved and restored and used in medical schools all over the world.

So, yeah. I'd be cool with Fido scarfing on me after I died.

 

Dame! You went for the PETA jugular.

 

Not even gonna click on it.

 

Not to mention the Donner Party.

And no, RiTchie, the Donner Party is not the sort of affair you have attended.

 

Or the movie Alive which restarted the discussion about cannibalism

 

Cats supposedly will eat your face first,dogs will eat hands,and feet before eating the beloved owners face.
Read that somewhere.

 

Are you still going on with that shot? @Chaotic, whatever he says, DO NOT send him pictures of your junk!

 

Wolves eat their kills asshole first. Most times while it’s still alive. They know most of the nutrients are in the guts and organs.

 

Fixated on assholes and junk,huh?

NTTAWWT

 

You’re stretching for that one dude!