Some old guy had my girlfriend as his phones screensaver

That was marginally funny the first three or four times.

 

Mixed? Yuck. A handful of Cheerios and a swig of beer. Could have been a different cereal and beer, but my memory, understandably, might not be all that clear from SCCA Runoff visits to Road Atlanta.

 

back to tough guy routine today it seems. you've come full circle since the beginning. we had an emotional low there for a tad, but back on top! proud of you.

 

So, where is dinner and what time? Got a place picked out yet? Reservation for 3 in case old creeper guy or gay buddy gives her a ride?
We can provide some restaurant suggestions for you, if needed. Does the place need to serve alcohol?
Also, for the live streaming of this event, I dont use Facebook so YouTube live stream works better for me. Make sure your cell phone battery is fully charged beforehand in case its runs long.

 

What is this, "if she doesn't show" shit? You are going to drive to her place, and pick her up, because you are a gentleman, right? I mean, this is your girlfriend, and she can't drive, right?

u r scared, aren't u, right?

 

I’m always a tough guy, being honest about your own internal situation is necessary. Do u know the balls it takes to say this shit on an open forum of people I’ve probably already met or will eventually?

Y’all can laugh as much as u want but my personal past and life is on display, however entertaining, it takes some balls. Hopefully this turns into a Dr. Beebs thread and every bro here can talk about their feelings openly and get advice from other beebers <3

I was gonna say I could record it somehow. Voice record?

She’s comin here. She wants Buffalo Wild Wings after the convo


Most important question: do I masturbate before or during the meeting

 

i don't know WHY you did any of this because its ridiculous, but no... i really don't empathize. they're strangers. easier than doing it to people you actually know. who cares what strangers think about anything. your friends will provide you ACTUAL judgement and criticisms. on the other hand, at least your friends will be sympathetic to your eventual embarrassment and defeat. strangers are impartial and these in particular... also jaded and cynical. its probably worse in that regard i guess.

 

You'll have to wait until after she gets there. After all, she has your balls.

 

And for fucks sakes spell the fucking word 'you' ok? You're not a fucking 15 year old chick.

 

Well after a year of barely posting it was a nice intro to this old man forum

Feelsgood when she tugs on em as she sucks my tiny cawk it’s great

 

scared...







































R u?

 

The Beeb is usually right though

 

Who the fuck r ewe?

 

His wife controls him so he freaks at spelling on the internet cause it’s the only thing he can control but still can’t cause





















U

 

i think this thread has really run it's course. the spacing is killing me along with the Golf R Yugo Suzuki

 

He’s divorced. Retired. And couldn’t spell if his life depended on it ... he’s from NC. Try again.

 

whatever the allotted amount you agreed to pay her for the specified time frame allows...

 

Has the OP disclosed that he discovered his “girlfriend” actually has a penis?