Got to give the OP some credit. He cast his troll on Sunday, and here it is on Thursday with 59 pages. If he plays this right, he might get a whole week out of it, even with a big race weekend looming.
If he was on top of his game, he would create a username and act as the girlfriend also. I miss the old beeb days of apocalyptic trolling.
I have to say , i’m Really impressed with the phonetic spelling turned to eleven ... this maybe the beginning of a new lanngawihg ,
my biggest beef is calling it a screensaver. a screensaver is like, windows pipes, or mystify , or starfield simulation.. a background image, wallpaper, etc, is probably what you meant and if you're talking about the protective components placed over a phone screen , such as a case, but only on the front screen portion to prevent damage, those are known as screen protectors.